Yeah, I know - the people who need to hear it won't see this.

Here's a little something for all of you who want to go into business for yourselves because you can't stand working for someone else: what makes you think anyone is going to be able to stand working for you?! Think about it: you're independent, you're driven, you don't like to put up with bullshit, and you think the guy you work for is an idiot, so you're working on your plan to go out on your own. Sunshine, you've got all the traits that make for an insufferable boss. Think about every boss you couldn't stand, and why. Write those traits down. Show them to someone who knows you really well and isn't afraid to tell you the truth, and ask him "does this sound like me?"

Then spare all of us worker bees the displeasure of ending up in your solipsistic, joy-killing hive. Kthnxbye.